Klout Perks Red Bulletin Magazine(from RED BULL) REVIEW

Klout Red Bulletin Perk Link


Let me tell you, this one REALLY surprised me. I'm a huge fan of reading. I read things like ESPN The Magazine, Sports Illustrated, Maxim, etc from cover to cover and that's just my bathroom material. I probably spend anywhere from 2 or 3 hours all the way up to sometimes upwards of 6-7 reading various espn articles and the various off-shoots like ESPN-Outside The Lines, 60 Minutes, and other news outlets. Anyways, my point being that I don't appreciate 147 pages of fluff. It's a great eye catcher when the scantily clad beautiful women is modeling a watch or something but it won't be my focus for very long....at least not anymore at the ripe old age of 28. I had pegged this magazine as something the would last about as long as it takes me to walk to my front door from my mailbox, and let me tell you, i'm like a short, white, unassuming, quieter version of that Jamaican Runner, that Bolt guy that keeps losing lately, in the 75 feet from mailbox to door.

Free Red Bull "RED BULLETIN" magazine Iphone app link


Ok, now to be totally honest, (which unfortunately for some, I always am) I wouldn't go out and purchase a subscription to the magazine....but that's not exactly the kiss of death in my book either.  I originally HATED ESPN "The Magazine". I got one issue to read on the plane ride thinking it'd last at least half the flight from MA to FL(2.5 hours). It never even made it on the plane with me. If I hadn't already pissed off my father to the point I kept him in front of me at all times and did my best to stay in view of camera's and security then I would have walked my angry little self all the way back to the little magazine kiosk to get my money back!


The Red Bulletin is def something interesting to flip through and if you've got the chance to get the subscription as a perk from klout or wherever else that its available free, GO FOR IT. If your really into the action sports, the types of stuff you'd see at the X-Games, i'd even spend a few bucks to buy it. Overall, it's a great first edition, great start in the publishing industry and shows off some of the amazing talent they have signed at RED BULL and also the quality competitors they have competing at RED BULL events. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK GUYS!

KLOUT PERKS BULLSHIT LETTER TO KLOUT GOD

KLOUT - Go red for women American Heart Association Perk

HEY KLOUT: CAN YOU PLEASE EITHER TAKE THE PERKS SERIOUSLY OR JUST FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO AS A WAY TO REWARD PPL BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOUR NOT PUTTING MUCH EFFORT INTO IT ANYMORE....SEVERAL PERKS OR SO CALLED PERKS ARE IN MULTIPLE CATEGORIES TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THERE ARE MORE THEN THERE REALLY ARE. 

SEVERAL ARE CLOSED BUT THEY GET LEFT UP TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THERE ARE MORE. WHEN THEY GET FULL....TAKE THEM DOWN THEN. WHAT IS THE POINT IN HAVING US CLICK ON THE LINK ONLY TO BE TOLD, OOPS HAHA, YOUR TOO LATE. OH WELL. THEN WHY OFFER IT TO ME??? 

ONLY OFFER A NUMBER THAT CAN BE CLAIMED FOR X AMOUNT OF DAYS OR SOMETHING THEN....THE COMPANIES SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, THAT'S COMPLETE SHIT. TRY LISTENING TO US EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND NOT JUST GOING WHERE THE MONEY IS. I KNOW MONEY TALKS BUT SO DO WE, AND IT'S NOT POSITIVE ANYMORE WHEN IT'S ABOUT KLOUT, AT LEAST WITH ME ITS NOT!!!

"BeardHead" offer by Klout Perks

Link to Klout Perk Beardhead offer

I'll sent the scene for you. If your not a rich athlete, popular online talking head in the technology world or whoever else has mastered the Klout algorithm to achieve those nosebleed scores your somewhere between me at around 50 or my dad who only uses the computer to send his "computer letters" (that's email's for all us technologically advanced kids) and if he tried to get his score someone would reach through the screen and slap him. I really don't think the "perks" set up is very user friendly for the majority of us, you know, the ones that don't get the perks that anyone actually wants or can find any practical use for.


 It's like a god damn holiday or special occasion when I actually see that i'm eligible to begin with, and then when you see what it is, you get that feeling you used to get when opening up your great nana's Christmas present which was always a sweater she knit herself with snowflakes all over it.  KLOUT....PLEASE PLEASE, I'M BEING DEAD SERIOUS....IT'S NOT THAT HARD, I'D BE HAPPY WITH A 25 CENT PACK OF GUM THAT I REGULARLY BUY, SOMETHING, ANYTHING, JUST GET ME SOMETHING I LIKE FOR GODS SAKE. We let you see ALL of our user information EVERYWHERE, the least you could do is throw us a damn bone.....or t-shirt would be nice.


Now, back to "BEARDHEAD" PERK which I just got May 4th, 2012 after wearing a t shirt and shorts all day because it was 80 degrees out in NEW ENGLAND, western Massachusetts to be exact, why the hell would i want a winter hat to begin with right now? and to top it off, IT'S NOT EVEN REALLY FREE....$5 TO SHIP IT? I'M SORRY BUT I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU .05 CENTS IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. If the business is big enough to advertise like this and give away "free" hats then obviously there are ppl out there buying them, great for them, I just can not imagine, ANYONE, AND I MEAN ANYONE BESIDES THE INVENTOR'S mom and grandma who feels bad so they just secretly purchase like 100 each week so it looks like they are flying off the shelves. haha.


If your not eligible this time guys, just be thankful, sadly enough, the fact that I am eligible actually put a damper on my night.